look no pants
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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