I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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