I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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