can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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