I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
