Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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