I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
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can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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