She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Vodka?
Forever.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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