Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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