Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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