am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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