At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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