i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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