Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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