He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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