shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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