I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Randomize