I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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