i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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