Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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