Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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