Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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