Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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