Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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