I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
