he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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