he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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