Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
either way he was missing a nipple.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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