The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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