if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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