she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Sober January is a disaster.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Pants are for mortals
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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