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(617): View more from Massachusetts

My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.

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(912): View more from Georgia

His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.

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(519): View more from Ontario

Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.

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(858): View more from California

I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?

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(406): View more from Montana

Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.

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(760): View more from California

I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.

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