Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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