well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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