the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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