Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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