even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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