oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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