Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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