if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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