You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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