Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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