I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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