ADVERTISEMENT

• (904): View more from Florida

  at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot

  Fav 60 1112 4209

  share tweet
  

• (503): View more from Oregon

  PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."

  Fav 17 6084 1065

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (818): View more from California

  Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.

  Fav 13 6060 1465

  share tweet
  

• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.

  Fav 28 8948 1265

  share tweet
  
• 

  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (416): View more from Toronto

  sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.

  Fav 16 4173 2740

  share tweet
  

• (417): View more from Missouri

  How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?

  Fav 17 1979 2635

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar

  (1-336): View more from North Carolina

  Blow your rape whistle

  Fav 22 3329 1380

  share tweet
  

• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..

  Fav 4 1005 1980

  share tweet
  

• (509): View more from Washington

  He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.

  (425): View more from Washington

  Is that even possible?

  (509): View more from Washington

  I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.

  Fav 17 1183 3091

  share tweet
  
• 

  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (818): View more from California

  Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.

  Fav 12 692 1325

  share tweet
  

• (813): View more from Florida

  I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it

  Fav 0 684 460

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (905): View more from Ontario

  4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours

  Fav 5 555 678

  share tweet
  

• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball

  Fav 2 576 426

  share tweet
  

• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream

  Fav 0 43 10

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.

  Fav 1 22 74

  share tweet
  

Randomize