just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.