I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
