I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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