I didn't shave. On purpose
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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