hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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