My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I wear drunk well.
Pooping to opera.
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