somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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