Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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