So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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