I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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