is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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